We’re all different. You are a dreamer. He is very thoughtful. She is the sensitive one. They are straight. and I’m ... well, I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.

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Friday, April 30, 2010

57) Ooh Men...!!


Some of the problems with GUYS:

If you treat him nicely - he says you are in love with him;
If you don’t - he says you are proud.
If you argue with him - he says you are stubborn;
If you keep quiet - he says you have no brains.
If you are smarter than him - he’ll lose face;
If he is smarter than you - he is great!
If you don’t love him - he tries to possess you;
If you love him - he will try to leave you!
If you tell him your problem - he says you are troublesome;
If you don’t - he says that you don’t trust him.
If you break your promise - you cannot be trusted;
If he breaks his - he is forced to do so...
If you do well in your work - he says it’s luck;
If he does well - it’s brains.
If you hurt him - You are cruel!
If he HURTS you - you are SENSITIVE!!! uufff ba2a, I am SORRY!
(O men 3’eer nefs kaman)

Tab3an guys will swear that’s not true ...

Ooh Guys ... !

10 comments:

xxx said...

tayeb ya ray2a.wallahi da7aktini.
cant deny what u wrote is true :))))
ah ya 3'olbek ya bossboss :)))))))))))))))))))

Nouna said...

I love it when you call me ray2a :)

belnesba l your feeling about putting things into words and describing exactly how things are ... :)

xxx said...

i am glad u like it, when i call u this way.

dont understand what u mean with the second part :(

Nouna said...

Just was asking you to explain how do you see it true, what did you feel after reading, what was touched you the most... keda, fekhemto?

xxx said...

mesh ba2olek ray2ah :)
If you argue with him - he says you are stubborn;
this part i do alot, bc simply men are dictators, and i have to be convinced to do something.BUT,when u love someone u shut down ur BRAIN, and just do as said.
although i find this arguing sometimes funny. he gets annoyed just like a little boy- ans says i am stubborn :)

If he does well - it’s brains.
this part is shared in all of them. mesh tabi3y!!!! but to tell the truth, i like a man with brain than someone who has pasta in his head.

If he HURTS you - you are SENSITIVE!!!
ya hebba stop being that sensitive- yuuu ba2a
usually said in a funny way :))))

all in all, looks like i am a hopeless case.

btw, i replied to your question at the last post. go check it ya 7elwa

Nouna said...

Booboos :))

Hamout men el-de7k and feel like we are talking fel telephone. begad wallahi 7assah enny sam3aki keda!

yuuu ba2ah stop being that sensitive - like bass mafish za3al!

100% wallahi. That a very good analysis.

Bravo :)

Nouna said...

Harou7 a check the other post :)

xxx said...

what i really like about it, is that little boy hiding there and trying to convince me that i am WRONG :)))
there ba2a, i start laughing. begad.
me too, feel like we are talking on phone and lauging too :)))
good to see u lauhging.
go on...

Ze2red said...

ah menhom el regala w men 3amayelhom!!!

ella sa7ee7 ya hanem, howa enty konty 3amla deactivate le kol 7agtek men kam youm w ro7tyy feeeeennnn???!!!!

Nouna said...

Ze2red :)

Thank you for checking on me habibti - mat7eremsh mennek abadan.

Was sooo tired and screaming inside. E7ssass belzolm killing me! and how I feel sooo much but cannot say a word.

So, how is everything going with you, are you ok?


... O screaming inside 3aaaaah!! :'''(