If you treat him nicely - he says you are in love with him;
If you don’t - he says you are proud.
If you argue with him - he says you are stubborn;
If you keep quiet - he says you have no brains.
If you are smarter than him - he’ll lose face;
If he is smarter than you - he is great!
If you don’t love him - he tries to possess you;
If you love him - he will try to leave you!
If you tell him your problem - he says you are troublesome;
If you don’t - he says that you don’t trust him.
If you break your promise - you cannot be trusted;
If he breaks his - he is forced to do so...
If you do well in your work - he says it’s luck;
If he does well - it’s brains.
If you hurt him - You are cruel!
If he HURTS you - you are SENSITIVE!!! uufff ba2a, I am SORRY!
Tab3an guys will swear that’s not true ...